The Journey begins!

So, I have been putting this off for far too long, for various reasons; none of which I am terribly proud of.  This is me, now. Pushed over the 100kg mark again mostly on account of being a lazy, beer drinking ****.

I'm not going to delude myself into thinking I'm going to be able to make this better in anything resembling a hurry, but I am tired of being a fat ****; my kids are in their mid teens, I'm tremendously out of shape (other than rounded) and it's time for a change!